Brave is this girl Juliana Santillán, national representative of La Libertad Avanza. He could have offered an occasional Christmas greeting, don’t worry, but no: he decided to take the risk and talk about “this Resurrection Christmas.” That is, a new revision of classical Christology in the light of libertarian canons, in the sense of “Easter illumination” or “Ascension”. Those unfamiliar with the subject fell for her, calling her a “jackass” and recalling that she had a “record of misspellings.” She was forced to delete the tweet and video. Poor thing. Even if he were wrong, it wouldn’t be so bad: let anyone who hasn’t once confused the birth of a child with the resurrection of an adult cast the first stone.
The theological controversy also overshadowed Juliana’s assessment of Milei’s second year. He gave everything positive. I agree: Javi hit it diagonally. It is impossible not to take into account that it all started in the worst possible way: in January he had the idea to start selling a trout cryptocurrency, $LIBRA, sponsored by Hayden Davis and other thieves who, just like Karina, the sum of naivety, had persuaded him. Pichetto has already said it: in January the presidents have burned heads and they should be forced to calm down. But Javi left his skin for the country and got involved in a shady business that he still hasn’t let go of. This week it emerged that Javi and Davis had signed an agreement in “strict confidentiality” 15 days before launching $LIBRA and that Davis wrote this to some investors, according to documents in the filing: “We can have Milei tweet, have face-to-face meetings and do a promotion (for the crypto asset). I control that.”Nigga. I send $$ to his sister and he signs what I say and does what I want. Crazy.” Yes, totally crazy that he calls him “nigga,” a white supremacist insult that refers to black people forced into servitude. Crazy that he sent Kari $$ thinking it was a fundraiser. And crazy to say Javi started dancing for the $$. Find out, Davis: Javi dances and sings because he is a showman!
The other scandal that marked the year occurred in August, when the audio recordings were leaked in which Spagnuolo, then director of the National Disability Agency and lawyer for the president, exposed a corruption conspiracy in the purchase of markups of up to 1,900% on medicines and supplies. Involved? Karina and the two Menems, Lule and Martín. “I said to Milei: ‘Javier, you know they’re dripping. You know your sister is dripping. You can’t play dumb.'” “Karina gets 3%.” (…) “The Milei are worse than the Kirchners.” There is a relationship between these two Goal, $LIBRA and the disabled: the vulgar way Javi and Kari are treated, in private texts and audios. I would like to add one accusation to the ongoing legal proceedings: abuse of trust in the responsible authorities. What they are doing to Pelu is unbearable. He steps forward, offers his hand and they take his shoulder. The same goes for Kari, a general secretary who is considered a cashier. In secret, with reservations because they are not publicly funded. With stoicism, Javi explained to me one day: “When we won the elections, we knew this would happen. This is the price we have to pay.” The price that must be paid? Javi was never good with metaphors.
There is no January and August without September. What a curse. Suddenly the markets realized that we had no reserves to deal with the debt and the financial crisis broke out: rise of the dollar and sovereign risk, Panic attack in the economy, the central bank and the Casa Rosada, a sensation Game overHelicopter rumor… Because we forgive the lion everything, Unless you lose control of the numbers. Of course: we didn’t expect his magic. When dollars were missing, he was willing to sell whatever was necessary to make dollars. Genius, it sold today Goods fashionable all over the world. “I’m worth $20 billion. Not one less,” was offered to Trump and Bessent, who bought and paid in a swap. There was a promise that another 20,000 would come later, but they would not reach us. Kari, get to work Please.
The transaction could not have been more successful: we Argentines, who understand everything, went to the polls in October to say that this was the right path: to become friends, with the right of contact, with the CEO of the dollar factory, with the robber of immigrants, with the country where Miami is located.
What a wonderful year Pelu gave us: Cris, prisoner; Kichi and La Cámpora in a fratricidal war; the AFA Politburo, who is running from the dogs and no longer knows how to justify or hide his wealth. We believed the opposition was dying out, But libertarians are always looking to breathe new life into it.
Javi also gave us something extraordinary: we had two Christmas Eves! The one on the 24th preceded the one on the 22nd. Christmas Eve. At dawn, the agreement between libertarians and Kirchnerists to distribute the vacant positions of the Auditor General’s Office of the Nation, which is responsible for overseeing the government, secretly saw the light of day in Congress.
To apologize to Juliana: Christmas spirit, spirit of resurrection. The caste is alive.
Carlos M. Reymundo Roberts’ column will be republished on January 31