Marc Giro He opened his Late Xou monologue with a special section: Special marking style: Christmas, with his usual irony and a survival guide for the holidays. “Am I not an icon of elegance and know-how“?” he began, before getting to work with the advice to avoid conflict at family gatherings.
The presenter’s first tip has a tip: decorate the tree well and balance it with the outfit. “If you shine brighter than the tree, you’ve gone too far.you are wrong. Honey, this is the first piece of advice I give you. At Christmas, avoid narcissism“, he joked, provoking the first laughs from the audience.
Marc has not forgotten politics to distract family desire. “If your Zaragoza cousins are about to start a pitched battle over a pin, divert their attention and tell them you are going to vote for Pedro Sánchez“, he suggested with acid humor. “The fear will be of such magnitude “that the claim for the brooch will be ruined,” he quipped amid laughter.
Moderation in the locker room has also had its moment: “There is no reason to snub a woman with excessive cleavage. this nonagenarian aunt who loves you so much… think about your future, dress well and then when Their land is yours, go naked if you want“. And for more formal occasions, she added a practical touch: “If you decide to go to Misa del Gallo dressed in your inherited furs… first make sure they don’t smell of mothballs,” she quipped with her characteristic irreverent style.
To conclude, Giró gave an unexpected but very personal piece of advice: prepare the logistics after dinner. “You should carry rain boots in the trunk of the car.for nothing will be more pleasant than to rush out, take off your heels, put on your boots, enter your mare’s stable and give a good glass of whiskey“, he concluded, clarifying that Christmas, ultimately, is also about survival in style.
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