They leave the cinema looking happy. They talk about their film, which is Sansismo: 2 euros of nothing it costs them to go to the show. “Big cinema, big cinema,” says the trailer for the feature film released last Saturday in which he stars. … A crew of veterans from the front of gratitude and conditional education. A worker from the Ministry of Culture brings them a camera and a microphone, as if he didn’t want it, with the spontaneity that characterizes the campaigns of the People’s Government, and the beneficiaries begin to testify about their personal experiences: what if entertainment, what if culture, what if unity, what if it was affordable and what if evasion. The clip of Metro-Urtasun-Mayer does not contain “spoilers” Needless to say, it also does not contain Sanchista allergens: selected at random from pre-cooked theorizing, cinephiles and Sanchéphiles who enter and exit the cinema are not told how the film ends, badly, nor how it begins, and worse: everything is a complex. There is no result, there is no approach. Everything flows, and for just 2 euros, you can get pocket change. How much are two euros, the equivalent of six fake eggs, plus the $27.119 million that Social Security distributed in its extraordinary Christmas draw?
The film’s amateur trailer shares a cinematic subgenre with the short film about young people who use the cultural bounty at concerts, or those who travel with discounts that have turned every Friday of the year into a Black Friday, or the poor people who take in Sánchez’s lottery a bit of the vital minimum, widely distributed and sung by a girl from San Ildefonso and Sumar.
Those in the sanschophile grandparents’ trailer must have considered the elderly fools, like television networks lowering the age range, conducting street surveys—market studies, from fish to fruit—to document the citizen’s tranquility demolishing the catastrophe heralded by the clay machine. We do not have evidence to reliably prove the manipulation of the Metro-Urtasun-Meyer promotion, but lowering the age range, we have the videos, published on the same social network in which the Kaltura organization shows its short films, in which young people with the cultural reward star when they go to concerts given to them by the People’s Government. We won’t spoil here, because of the issue of “spoilers” and allergens, things that rhyme.
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