Go, go, go with Paco. Two heroes of National Socialism are placed, the old shirts of Sanchismo and early walkers like Kiko Toscano and Alfonso Rodríguez Gómez de Selis, the groom who helps Francina Armengol in her dirty mission of silencing Congress. … Francisco Salazar is at the head of the team that helped Susana Diaz wake up early for the primaries in 2017. The former provided her with a salary on the Dos Hermanas City Council, even for a non-existent job. But they didn’t know him either! All the girls in Montellano, where he was mayor, were afraid of his character Rigosa, who rhymed with the disgusting, rural Harvey Weinstein who sowed fear among the women in his charge and humiliated them in full view. They are all as silent as doors even after two colleagues dared to report it. But neither Toscano nor Celis, of course, knew anything.
The story of Francisco Salazar’s exploits is the epitome of porn that would make even the most stubborn person blush. The friendly Paco shouted his jokes (“Bend over again so we can see your ass”: hilarious humor) into offices filled with dozens of workers who couldn’t hear anything, absorbed in their tasks. In one of the most consistent decisions of his entire term, Pedro Sanchez decided that the (alleged) harasser of women should succeed Abalos and Cerdán in the PSOE Secretariat. “Dead bitch, dead bitch” might have been the slogan of the next federal Congress if the two parties had not interceded in the anti-harassment mailbox of a party that has been sleeping the sleep of the righteous for five months. Instead of supporting those affected, women around Salazar, in Ferraz and La Moncloa, were interrogated to try to unmask the complainants. Sis, yes, I believe you… if your attacker isn’t a progressive.
In July, Francisco Salazar disappeared from the picture, but remained in the backroom of power through those black-legged consulting firms that had become a monument to obscurity. El Capo wants his advisors shut down, paying them more for their silence than for their work at the price of gold, and of course at taxpayer expense. The details of the agreement were sealed a few weeks ago by Pilar Alegría at a restaurant booth, where the satyr is expected to maintain his composure or at least have a deaf, blind, and mute waiter, like Neko’s monkeys, serve the food. These sluts, drunk on wine or dazzled by the beauty of company, are capable of corruption in any context. But what capacity does a man have to, hey, spend a decade constantly dealing with senior staff at provincial, territorial and federal PSOE without having the slightest misstep and without anyone doubting his manhood. Or is it that, despite the stupid morality displayed by some, it is read in the People’s Assembly Quevedo: “External hypocrisy, as a moral sin, is a great political virtue.”
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