Sevilla striker will use my pseudonym

— It’s just that mixing Easter and football isn’t a good idea.

— There are times when the fanaticism is similar, if not worse, to that in the neighborhood.

—There are idiots everywhere, buddy.

—The important thing is that our Mother is ready to take photos until I run out of battery.

— That I told you they were going to use the name or change it.

-As?

—With your Sevilla striker. This Akor Adams.

— Lives offside. And what’s more, the note is a closet. You can see from miles away that it is poorly positioned.

— I read that he is the striker in the five major leagues who is offside the most often.

— I read that he doesn’t even go 30 seconds in an entire match without being there.

— At least you scored a point against the almighty Valencia.

— The same as the all-powerful Betis, by the way, my dear.

—Is your derby tantrum over?

— It doesn’t last. Neither does the Betic filly.

— With the referees against it, it’s impossible.

— It’s something unheard of. And listen, it’s hard for me to say that you’re losing little. Is it always the referees’ fault?

-Of course.

—The plot against Betis and in favor of Sevilla is known all over the world, isn’t it?

—You’ve been stealing for years. Now you steal a little less and that’s why you’re up to your neck in shit.

— On the last point, I do not disagree with you.

—Was it then Bartra’s hand to call a penalty?

— Clearly not. It wasn’t from Cardoso to Anoeta either and I didn’t see as much indignation among my neighbors.

— You are already comparing.

—A 1-0 is equivalent to a 1-5. Exactly the same meaning.

— Finally, it was 3-5. Without this penalty, we were in the match.

-Or not. Who knows? Lamine’s father was still celebrating the goals in the stands.

— He could have gone home warm if security hadn’t taken him out.

— I saw one of them hit hard and come loose. Fanaticism, quillo.

— By the face (and in the face). Wouldn’t it be better to have a bad conversation like ours after the day?

— Even if we never agree with each other and we are angrier than in La Maestranza.

—And we still have El Gordo.

—The Christmas lottery?

— No, compadre, the Cup derby.

— This is what we needed to make us not even want to see each other on Christmas Eve.

—They don’t realize that it destroys entire families.

—With two per year, we have more than enough.

—A lot, it’s tiring. As if there were footsteps every day in the street.

—And no police.

—Don’t joke with them, they seem untouchable.

“Well, let someone else do it.

— That’s why we have our friend Paco Orsay and his jokes on ABC.