For a small bed, the saying goes, lie in the middle. Players will have prepared a Xavi Bed (this is the Nets’ “Botanito” Bed), however … Then if Estevao smokes. It’s strange that a football coach (no matter how new) doesn’t like Brazilian football players. But with Xavi, Estévao will die of old age on the bench, like the rabbits of Dumas.
The case began with Vinicius, who fell asleep during a pre-match video with Paris Saint-Germain in the Club World Cup. A genius from Vinicius, like Magico Gonzalez, who sleeps on the stretcher in the locker room at the end of the first half of Cádiz’s match at the Calderón. Vinicius fell asleep with a video of Xavi just as the rest of us fell asleep with videos of Xavi’s matches in Madrid.
In 1977, during the Senate preparations for 1978 that had enriched so many of us, Senator Camilo José Cela, who had not yet won the Nobel Prize in Literature, took advantage of the debate to take a short nap. Fontaine, the chamberlain, woke him from his nap. “You’re asleep,” he said. Silla described it: He was not asleep, he was asleep. Fontaine, a Latin from Opus, replied: “Isn’t it the same?” “Well no,” Silla replied in a medium la chenille. “Being drunk isn’t the same as being drunk.” But Fontaine did not send Sela to the bench, which is what Xavi did with Vinicius, and he is no Romario either. “Sir, did you know that this man closes Sitges after business hours every night?” The Tamagotchi team at the time insulted Cruyff against Romario. Cruyff always responded in the same way: “Let him close what he wants. “As long as I score goals…” One genius understands another genius. Xavi, of course, is not a genius, but Vinicius is, and from these circumstances arose the crisis that the “Bhutanese” exaggerated to the point of ridicule. Xavi lacked Pauline’s humility.
When Paul of Tarsus arrived in Ephesus, he asked the disciples: “Have you received the Holy Spirit?” They answer: “We have never heard of the existence of the Holy Spirit.” In the Madrid dressing room, the holy spirit will be Doña Bresción, who everyone talks about as the best in modern football. Ratzinger says of St. Paul that, judging from his humanitarian gifts, he may seem in many respects “inadequate to his great mission,” as many of us who have not even become members of the Church in Xavi think.
“You know that I lack the gift of oratory, and I am not a good speaker,” the Prophet used to say about himself.
Once one of his listeners fell asleep, having fallen from the window, and this man did not have the termination clause that Vinicius had, the assets of the club, so the club is obliged to ensure that Vinicius is not bored to tears in Xavi’s video sessions, for which Chapineta is, in fact, a Dalinian watch. Is Xavi a stubborn coach? Well, Xavi is the Basque culture coach. The painter Bonifacio, from San Sebastian, laughed as he told how he was expelled from the School of Fine Arts because when the teacher ordered him to draw the sea, all the students drew an oar, except for him who drew a black spot. When Xavi asks Vinicius to draw the sea, he expects Vinicius to draw an oar, but Vinicius draws a black spot, then sends him to the bench, which for a football star puts him on the street. At this point, the boss has to remind the players that the coach is in charge, which is a sign that the war is lost.
He wanted Piperio Guardiola and they brought him Xavi, who some read as Sabi, others as Xavi. He wanted Koparsi and they brought him Huijsen. He wanted another Kafuka and they brought him to Carreras. But Piperio seems disappointed. Against City, they will come from Netflix to record a “remake” of “Disappointment” by Panero, but with Xavi and all the “influencers” singing “We have to sell Vinny, we have to sell Vinny”. This does not mean that Courtois and Vinicius will come out later and bring us the 16, who has a small bed.